I finally got around to checking out all of After Dark Horrorfest’s
“8 Films to Die For” since they were only in theaters for two seconds!
I don’t feel like writing a lengthy review for each film, so I’m
going to do a quickie review of each and list them from best to worst.
Note: All synopsis are courtesy of Netflix. Yeah, I’m lazy like that sometimes.
1.)
Hidden (aka
Skjult)-
Kai Koss (Kristoffer Joner) returns to his family’s eerie woodland
estate and makes plans to sell the house, hoping to put the memories of
his tragic childhood behind him. But a presence even more wicked than
his abusive mother has taken up residence in the place. Pål Øie (
Dark Woods) writes and directs this atmospheric horror flick from Norway. Karin Park, Arthur Berning and Bjarte Hjelmeland co-star.
Definitely the best of the bunch,
Hidden’s
atmospheric story was intriguing, mysterious, and, best of all,
scary! The psychological thriller is methodically paced and offers
plenty of twists and turns. It is also gorgeous to look at (the creepy
house, the weird, woodland-themed hotel, the eerie woods)! I also
enjoyed how it is a mixture of haunted house/ghost/serial killer/slasher
themes and makes you think. If you like subtle horror that slowly gets
under your skin,
Hidden is for you!
2.)
Lake Mungo – When
a series of inexplicable supernatural events strikes their home,
Russell (David Pledger) and June (Rosie Traynor) Palmer try to figure
out exactly what is behind the tragic drowning death of Alice (Talia
Zucker), their 16-year-old daughter. A psychic (Steve Jodrell) might be
able to help them. Joel Anderson writes and directs this psychological
thriller; Martin Sharpe, Scott Terrill and Tamara Donnellan co-star.
Another methodically paced spookfest,
Lake Mungo
plays like a faux docu-drama where family members, police, doctors,
neighbors, etc. are interviewed about the drowning death of Alice and
subsequent home video is shown that appears to capture Alice’s ghost.
The spook-factor comes from the fact that this film feels so real and
offers some definitively creepy grainy video evidence of a haunting. The
film loses some steam after a twist towards the middle, but the creepy
images will haunt you for days!
3.)
The Graves – When
sisters Megan (Clare Grant) and Abby (Jillian Murray) Graves go on a
road trip before recent college graduate Megan starts a job in New York,
their fun search for a silly roadside attraction turns into a nightmare
after they stumble into evil Skull City. The supernatural residents of
this abandoned mine town like to rip out visitors’ souls, and after
Megan is badly wounded, Abby must fight to save them both in this bloody
spine-chiller.
While the two previous films are subtle and psychological horror,
The Graves
is straight up survival horror as Megan and Abby try to survive the
nasty residents of a former mining town. This is a fast-paced and
entertaining film, especially since the two lead female characters are
so strong and a joy to root for. However, it does become a bit
repetitive after a while (they keep running and hiding) and it would
have been nice if the townsfolk were a bit more developed. However, it’s
a fun flick that doesn’t disappoint!
4.)
Kill Theory – A
celebratory vacation turns into a nightmare for a group of recent
college graduates when a sadistic sociopath forces them into a horrific
game: They must kill each other off until only one survivor remains. As
tensions grow and the murders begin, relationships falter and new
alliances are formed. Chris Moore directs this gory slasher flick that
stars Agnes Bruckner, Taryn Manning and Patrick Flueger.
Though this sounds like a stereotypical
slasher, it actually has some tricks up its sleeves and turned out to
be pretty entertaining. It has an interesting premise that it follows
through with until the end and even throws us for a loop with a nice
twist! It does have its “meh” moments, but overall
Kill Theory turned out a lot better than I expected it to.
5.)
Dread – Assisted
by two naïve classmates, duplicitous Quaid (Shaun Evans) conducts a
devious research project examining students’ innermost fears. Once armed
with data, Quaid methodically torments his hapless subjects, taking
full advantage of their weaknesses. Adapted from a short story by Clive
Barker, writer-director Anthony DiBlasi’s horror movie offers a potent
mixture of heart-pounding thrills and extreme violence. Jackson Rathbone
co-stars.
I was really looking forward to this
film, especially since it was adapted from a Clive Barker story.
However, I found it kind of boring and meandering. I lost interest in
the film pretty quickly and was disappointed in its predictable story
and ending. However, I will say that it has one of the best (worst?)
scenes of torturing a vegetarian ever! The vegetarian is locked in a
room and will starve unless she eats a hunk of groddy meat left in her
cell. As a vegan, this scene definitely skeeved me out! However, that
was the only scene that really “got” me…the rest of the film was pretty
blah.
6.)
The Final – Dane
(Marc Donato), an unpopular high school student, leads a group of
outcasts seeking revenge on the popular kids who harassed and humiliated
them for years — and their plan includes gruesome forms of torture
learned in history class and horror films. Confining the bullies at the
remote house Dane inherited, the outcasts turn the tables and subject
their victims to a night of grisly treatment in this gory horror flick.
Ya know, this film didn’t start out so
bad, but after a while it just felt like a high school version of Saw.
It definitely needed more character development of both the popular
(victims) and unpopular (killers) kids. It really went downhill when the
characters we are supposed to identify with, the unpopular kids, turn
into the bad guys and start killing indiscriminately. When that happened
I didn’t have anyone to root for or identify with so I was pretty
ambivalent for the rest of the film. The set-up of the costume party to
get revenge on the popular kids was pretty clever, though, and made for
some great scenes! Too bad it went downhill after about 30 – 45 minutes.
FAIL!
7.)
Zombies of Mass Destruction (
ZMD)
– When flesh-eating zombies assault their idyllic town, a ragtag group
of locals — including gay couple Tom (Doug Fahl) and Lance (Cooper
Hopkins), Iranian American college student Frida (Janette Armand) and
conservative Rev. Haggis (Bill Johns) — join forces to repel the brutal
onslaught. Set in a paranoid post-9/11 America, this nerve-racking
horror movie offers witty social satire as well as an abundance of blood
and guts.
I just could not get into this movie and
was bored all the way through. I don’t know what it was but it didn’t
engage me at all. It just felt like any other zombie movie except with
two gay dudes in it. I guess I was expecting it to be funnier or
something, but I can hardly remember this film at all. Pass.
8.)
The Reeds – When a
group of London friends boating through Norfolk Broads takes a wrong
turn in the dense, reedy waters, they find themselves haunted by a
terrifying and ancient evil in this eerie spine chiller directed by Nick
Cohen. It soon becomes apparent that they’re no match for the
malevolent forces that lurk in the vast waterway. Eli Marienthal,
Scarlett Alice Johnson, Geoff Bell and Emma Catherwood star.
The bottom of the barrel is
The Reeds,
which just feels unoriginal and that you’ve seen the same movie 100
times before. It boasts a few gross-out/spooky scenes (the scenes of the
burned dog were sick), but overall the story is just weak and didn’t
keep my interest. Even the “twist” at the end was predictable. I think I
even started doing chores while this was on because I was so bored.
Definitely pass!
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