If you’re like me and most other Halloween fiends, you’ve already
cycled through all your favorite Halloween movies and are looking for
something new to watch this Halloween.
Well, you’re in luck because I’ve compiled a list of films below that
are unknown, little-seen or just plain bad. Hey, beggars can’t be
choosers, right?!
1.) The Hollow
– Starring Backstreet Boy-er Nick Carter, this flick set on Halloween
night pits a descendant of Ichabod Crane against the Headless Horseman
himself. It has a nice backdrop of a New England autumn and a haunted
hayride attraction. It might not be the best movie ever, but it has some
recognizable faces and an actually half-way decent storyline.
Buy it on Amazon!
2.) Boo
– Set in a supposedly haunted asylum on Halloween night, Boo has a
great Halloween atmosphere going! The asylum is appropriately creepy and
the plot has plenty of twists and turns. Though the movie gets a bit
convoluted in the end, it’s still a pretty decent effort!
Buy it on Amazon!
3.) Dark Night of the Scarecrow
– This made for TV movie was finally released this past September and I
couldn’t have been more glad! A mentally handicapped man is accused of
harming a young girl (though he actually saved her) and a lynch mob
kills him while he is disguised as a scarecrow. Soon after, the members
of the lynch mob start seeing a mysterious scarecrow. One by one they
start dying and the remaining men think the wrongfully accused man has
come back for revenge.
Buy it on Amazon!
4.) Pumpkin Karver – This movie is pretty much your
typical slasher, but I love the fact that its set in a pumpkin patch
during a big Halloween party!
Buy it on Amazon!
5.) Hack-O-Lantern
– Ok, this movie is pretty bad. The 80s-style small town party,
complete with horrible comedian, stripper and awful “metal” band is at
least fun to laugh at. The story revolves around a satanic cult, lead by
the main character’s grandpa, who are trying to initiate him into their
cult on Halloween night.
Buy it on Amazon!
6.) Mr. Halloween
– This is an extremely low-budget movie that should be your very last
resort on this list…it’s just that awful. Unless you like really bad
movies or are just a glutton for punishment, AVOID this! A killer in a
small town is kidnapping teens and using them in his haunted house
display. Sounds cool, but it’s executed so poorly that it’s not worth
sitting through. It does have some nice fall foliage, though.
Buy it on Amazon!
7.) Hallow’s End
– Here’s another flick set in a haunted house-type amusement. A
fraternity sets up their annual haunted house maze in an old warehouse.
When an old spellbook is found, forces are unleashed that turn all the
“fake” scare very real. This is another cool concept for a movie that
almost succeeds, but the low budget gets in the way of its greatness. I
do have to commend it for its cool location, though. Plus, it’s no where
near as bad as Mr. Halloween.
Buy it on Amazon!
8.) Mad Monster Party
– Want something a little bit lighter? How about this Rankin-Bass
stop-motion production from 1967? It’s perfectly ooky without being too
spooky!
Buy it on Amazon!
9.) Transylvania Television
– I’d also be remiss if I didn’t mention TVTV, or Transylvania
Television, a puppet show for grown-ups. It’s about a bunch of misfit
monsters trying to run a television station. It’s absolutely delightful
and even more of a pleasure to watch around Halloween!
Order seasons 1 and 2 on the official website!
10.) It’s My Party and I’ll Die If I Want To
– This low-budget picture is actually one that gets it right! A
Halloween/birthday bash at a supposedly haunted house turns gruesome
when the spirits really do come out to play! It’s a lot of fun, a lot of
gore, and even has a cameo by Tom Savini in it!
Buy it on Amazon!
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